#bam be bo

[mooneln0ne]

I need MORE SILLY LUFFY IN ACTION!!!!

[witchblade]

Ouh Bamboleo

[panaceatthedisco]

Season 5 of the clone wars is wild because you go straight from a bunch of droids hitchhiking their way across the galaxy in a mostly lighthearted manner saving the day to fucking Eminence

[krystaldeath]

TWITCH PLEASE I WAS WATCHING TWO STREAMS AND YOU KICKE DME OUT OF BITH LET ME BACK INNNNNNN

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), DJ Bam Bo, 2023

[dragonfly0808]

So my Batfamily brain rot is back (not that it ever really left) and I just had a thought like…

If you’re a henchman/criminal in Gotham, seeing your life flash past your eyes is gonna be a somewhat regular occurance but… what if like… the thing that truly made a henchman’s heart fall to his ass was when they hit Robin just a little too hard and this 10 year old kid just starts crying and goes ‘Daaaaaadddd!’

That’s the moment when they truly think they’re going to die because said dad, the kid is calling for is a 6’6 demon from hell who’s all muscle and shadows and vengance and a lot of Gotham still thinks he’s a cryptid

The henchmen all drop their guns and try to calm the kid down but it’s over in 5 seconds flat. Batman breaks several bones before speaking to Robin in the softest voice they’ve ever heard him use and the criminal world, who was already a bit hesitant to fight a kid have even more reason to take it just a little easy on Robin.

And like, I can picture different reactions with every Robin.

Like, for Dick, he’s ten and we all know he was the most violent Robin second only to Damian so maybe when he’s ten or eleven and has calmed down a little, a henchback who still remembers what a little shit he used to be decides to get back at Robin, slips on a pair of brass knuckles and BAM

And then, little Dick just stares for a moment in shock, cheek already starting to bruise, the criminals he’d been fighting all stay still because it was a nasty punch and then…

“Daaaaad!!!” He cries out in a whiny voice that reminds them that Robin really is just a kid and it all clicks into place.

Even Bruce wasn’t expecting that, Dick has just started calling him dad and he still isn’t used to being called that so to hear his kid calling for him in the moment where he is startled and hurt and a little scared… the henchmen don’t even have time to react and they wake up in the hospital with concussions and maybe a few broken bones.

It doesn’t take Dick long to calm down, it was mostly that the hit from a random henchmen really startled him and got him right in the cheekbone. But Bruce still finishes patrol early and Dick still hides under Bruce’s cape all the way to the Batmobile.

Then comes Jason and Jason was such a sweet kid, I headcannon he was the one that called Bruce dad the most often while being Robin. So one night during patrol maybe he finds himself fighting Penguin or Two-Face and it’s been a long night and he has an exam the following day and Bruce is fighting another villain at the other side of the warehouse

The point is, the henchmen and Two-Face start landing hits on eleven year old Jason in his gut and at some point he loses sight of Batman fighting on the other side of the room. Jason gets scared because he’s never really fought without Batman and while he knows that Bruce is still in the warehouse, he can’t see him and the handle of a gun hits the back of his ankle and he falls and he sees Two-Face or Penguin or one of the henchmen getting ready to grab the front of his uniform and beat him up and…

“Daaaaddd!”

The criminals freeze for a moment. They’ve heard the stories of what happened the last time a Robin called scared for dad.

They’re fucked.

They all drop their guns and try to get Jason to calm down, but he’s crying just a little bit and calls again, his voice breaking and despite having been at the other side of the warehouse just a second ago, Bruce somehow drops from the ceiling and it’s over before the criminals can keep pleading with Robin to calm down.

Jason tries to apologize for ‘acting like a baby’ but Bruce is having none of it and carries him back to the Batmobile and Jason is happy to just hide his face in Bruce’s cape because he knows his dad will always be there to save him.

Then comes Tim.

And Tim gets found out while doing reconnisance and somehow he finds himself face to face with Bane who manages to wrench away his bo staff and Tim is just eleven and he is scared because Bane doesn’t look like he’s going to hold back

All Tim knows is that the crack he hears must surely be his ribs either cracking or breaking and he can’t breath and he can only muster enough air for a single word… and he calls for his dad through tears and fear

And at this point… at this point Batman has already lost a Robin, Tim may not be his legally but he is his son just as much as Jason was

Bane spends a month in the ICU

Tim is embarrased that he reacted like that. He thinks it makes him less of a Robin to called scared for Batman… for dad.

So Bruce tells him of the other two times it happened. It’s one of the first times he’s spoken about Jason to Tim so bluntly.

Then comes Stephanie.

Stephanie never calls Bruce dad when she’s Robin. She’s not his daughter and he’s not her dad. They’re not sure what exactly they are to one another.

As far as Bruce knows, Stephanie’s version of Robin never called out to him when she was scared.

What he doesn’t know is that it did happen. Just once

It was the last time she was Robin. When Black Mask had her and she thought she was going to die

At some point while bleeding and feeling nauseous and so scared she could barely hear anything that wasn’t her own heart beating wildly against her chest… she called for dad. Not for Arthur Brown, but for Bruce

Black Mask laughed at her

Stephanie never tells Bruce

And finally… Damian

Now, we know Damian would probably never be startled enough to call for Bruce out of instinct, so I can see 2 scenarios in which this could happen.

First, he sees another kid do it. He sees a kid close to his own age laughing and playing, then tripping and staying quiet for a split second before crying out for mom and dad and he just… assumes that’s something kids do when scared and hurt and startled and does it mostly in an attempt to be a little more ‘normal’

Or, my favorite scenario… he hears of the other times it has happened. He overhears maybe Dick remind Jason of what Bruce did when Jason called out to dad as Robin. Tim maybe jokes that a Robin calling for dad is still the villains’ greatest fear

So Damian stores that knowledge away as a battle strategy just in case he ever needs it… and maybe a small part of him wants to put it to the test, to see if his father would protect him as brutally as he’s protected the Robins before him

So some random night during patrol, he’s up against several henchmen, a few of them grab him from behind, trying to hold him down. Damian is fighting against them when one of them swings a cylinder of metal that Damian thinks might’ve been meant for the plumbing and…

The henchman breaks Damian’s nose, there’s blood dripping down his chin and staining his uniform

Now… it is most certainly not the first time he’s broken something, he’s more than used to the pain, in fact, he barely feels it. However, it gives him a chance to put his little theory to the test

And so Damian allows himself to sound like the ten year old that he is and in a whiny, teary voice, goes… “Babaaaaa!” (Bonus points if it’s the first or second time he’s called Bruce baba instead of father)

What Damian didn’t take into account though, is that Batman and Robin aren’t the only ones on patrol that night. They made a big bust. The biggest part of the operation was over but they were still fighting a few stragglers. The whole fucking family is here.

And they all hear his cry.

Damian doesn’t think he’s ever seen a fight end so quickly. The henchmen only have a split-second of surprise before vanishing, being tackled or shot or having knives buried on their shoulders by his siblings.

The one that actually broke Damian’s nose is being beaten up by Nightwing, Damian doesn’t think he’s ever seen Grayson so angry.

A shadow kneels in front of him, father. Baba. He’s checking Damian and Todd is right at his side, both speaking in hushed tones, checking his injuries and wiping the tears that usually came with a broken nose.

And now… Damian is used to his father and Grayson treating him like a child, trying to be as soft as they can with him. Even Cain does it to some extent.

But… having Drake wrap an arm around him, calling him baby when knocking out one of the criminals that had hurt him ‘that’s my fucking baby brother!’ and continue to hold him later into the night on the couch, having Brown willingly give up all the snacks she keeps in her utility belt and promise to take him to Batburger the following day for milkshakes because he was ‘a champ’. And Thomas wraps his favorite blanket around Damian while they’re fixing him up.

Todd decides to stay the night at the manor. Which he never does. They all decide to spend the night at the manor when Damian still sniffles on the Batmobile and they have breakfast all of them together. Which Damian isn’t sure has ever happened before and Cain gets Alfred to make pancakes with chocolate chips instead of blueberries.

They call him baby in hushed whispers but for once, it doesn’t bother him even though it really should

But most of all, Bruce refuses to let him go for a good five minutes after he first cries for him. Smoothing down his hair and whispering that it’ll be okay and just being soft in a way Damian has never seen before.

He sleeps between his Baba and Grayson and he knows that Todd and Drake and Cain check in on them at least twice in the night for some reason.

And he realizes it’s… it’s nice. Maybe this really could be an effective battle strategy to be employed again someday.

[afandomhopper]

Non-BL K-Novels & Webtoons with Popular BL Pairings (MC Focus)

K-NOVELS

Omniscient Reader (Line Webtoon) [2018]

중독: Yu Junghyuk/Kim Dokja

그분독자: Secretive Plotter/Kim Dokja

Lout of the Count’s Family (Tappytoon) [2018]

최케: Choi Han/Cale Henituse

알케: Alberu Crossman/Cale Henituse

My S-Class Hunters (Line Webtoon) [2018]

윻윶: Han Yuhyun/Han Yujin

현윶: Sung Hyunjae/Han Yujin

Return of the Blossoming Blade (Line Webtoon) [2019]

백청: Baek Cheon/Cheongmyeong

당청: Tang Bo/Cheongmyeong

The Greatest Estate Developer* (Line Webtoon) [2019]

하비로이: Javier Asrahan/Kim Suho

I Woke Up as the Villain (Tapas) [2019]

TBA: Kim Dojin/Choi Yuseong

When the Third Wheel Strikes Back (Line Webtoon) [2020]

세드예서: Cedric Riester/Jung Yeseo

지브예서: Jibril Diop/Jung Yeseo

Debut or Die (Tapas) [2021]

앟문: Seon Ahyeon/Park Moondae

큰문: Lee Sejin (Keun)/Park Moondae

윶문: Cha Eugene/Park Moondae

랩문: Kim Raebin/Park Moondae

엋문: Cheongryeo/Park Moondae

Beacon of Light in the Dark Sea [2022]

해량무현: Shin Haeryang/Park Moohyun

재희무현: Kim Jaehee/Park Moohyun

The Hunter of the Other World is Being Misunderstood [2023]

창호기려: Kang Changho/Kim Kiryeo

하성기려: Jeong Haseong/Kim Kiryeo

Black Badger [2023]

Pending…

Got Dropped Into a Ghost Story, Still Gotta Work [2024]

샇룻: Baek Saheon/Kim Soleum

솔샇: Kim Soleum/Baek Saheon

잫솔: Lee Jaheon/Kim Soleum

블솔: Braun/Kim Soleum

WEBTOONS

Tower of God [2010]

쿤밤: Khun Aguero Agnes/The 25th Bam

Lookism [2014]

재열형석: Hong Jaeyeol/Park Hyungseok

No Home [2018]

은영해준: Baek Eunyoung/Goh Haejoon

Garbage Time [2019]

준상: Seong Junsu/Ki Sangho

뱅상: Park Byungchan/Ki Sangho

종상: Choi Jongsu/Ki Sangho

Special Civil Servant** [2024]

이든마루: Seonwoo Eden/Han Maru

*note: the MC has a canon relationship with another character.

**note: the MC has canon feelings for another character.

[risestarkiss]

Ok I need to know if you think Donnie puts gas in his tech bo. It's shown to be electric needing batteries but that this has a chainsaw and that baby purrs like an American-made 300-style saw. Except electric saws do not purr. They are wet sad excuse for a chainsaw and can't even breach 100 🙄

(Context: I just became a conservationist and most of it is chainsaw bullshit and this is bothering me)

Oh great rambler, can you provide insight on my insane dilemma?

Yours, @avgfandomguy

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Ok! Before I even got to the end of this ask I was thinking "gas in his tech-bo doesn't make sense!" One, for the emissions. He would need to be up-close and personal with his tech-bo at all times. Gas emissions produces carbon monoxide (which is deadly in close/closed quarters) and other dangerous compounds. Plus, he also may be sensitive to strong smells, but that's just my theory:

"Note to future self: equip tech-bo with nose plugs!"

Two, for the efficiency. We all know that gas isn't the most efficient fuel source.

Plus, we've seen his quest for a superior source of energy in the form of the Dragon's Tooth.

Three, and like you mentioned, we've already seen that his bow is indeed "battery powered."

So, whether you're a conservationist or not, the evidence remains the same... I don't believe that Donatello is using a gas powered bo.

Now you do mention that the sound associated with his chainsaw wouldn't exist if it was truly electric...

Well, I have three theories: 1) As someone that works with sounds in post, maybe he added the sound to his bo as an afterthought to be associated specifically with the chainsaw because, well, he's crazy.

2) Maybe the chainsaw is powered with ethanol or methanol as opposed to gas? (Both sources can be created inhouse through simple chemistry, and he has access to an entire futuristic lab so...)

All he'd have to do is overcome the limitations of the alternative fuel source and bam- epic chainsaw, sound included!

3) We simply cannot fathom his fuel source...

He's a mad scientist, after all, so he kinda just does (and makes) whatever he wants. 😌

Ps. "Oh great rambler, can you provide insight on my insane dilemma?"

That had me rolling!

I hope my "insights" helped! 😂💜

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YOUTUBE | KOFI | 🎵 BANDCAMP 🎵

[loolilyumm]

BAM POW!! Meet team 8bit! They are all bundled up for the winter 🙈

They are a team of octolings that include characters that I created with some friends! Starting from the left we have Bo - who belongs to the wonderful @leftoverbriocheloaf! Then there’s Eden, who belongs to me, then Torin, who belongs to the amazing @paninipanem, and Keplie, who belongs to the lovely @keplieart! Art is by me :)

These four are so special to me because we created them like..omg. Like, 6 years ago, and I still think about them all the time. We spent so long developing their designs and backstories and stuff 😭😭 they mean so much to me AHH

I will probably definitely be drawing a lot of them! The ask box is always open for anyone with questions! :D

Merry Christmas guys!

[snackugaki]

...visdev really is my enrichment activity for i am just a bored tiger in my enclosure, looking to figure out how to get this steak out of this metal ball.

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my tmnt au (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)

tmnt au part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

tmnt au omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

lny visit 1 | 2

also uhhh... i guess still idw, next mutation, and like 1 mirage spoiler? mostly for the kids who haven’t but were planning to read/watch

you’re about to perceive so much

p r e p a r e

so close to getting this AU looking as crunchy as i want it, almosttttt tttthhhhhere...!

just somewhere tasty between Mignola’s use of deep black shadow, what MTV Liquid Television woulda greenlit re: The Maxx, a dash of 2007, 1 part Next Mutation, 2 parts funny proportions

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh str ugglingggg

Leo’s shortest because haha (family baby gang, get rekt)

this is so much thought for something I’m just doing to give these turtle ninjas some softness and the genx/millenial pop culture references gag comics

Splinter is full of ghosts

(specifically the onryo borne from the murdered Yoshi Hamato and Tang Shen [because oroku saki a bitch])

[ redacted ] and Tang Shen’s ghost gained control and guided Splinter to raise the boys in love and not [ redacted ] to [ redacted ] in [ redacted ]

Splinter was just a regular little rat... who on his 1000th birthday witnessed the death of his friend/unwitting master and his wife, and thus transformed into a wrathful kyūso (minus the kitten eating) and chased Shredder until losing his trail in New York

Shredder’s fuck around and Splinter’s rampaging as the find out caused the tengu to repo some of the mysticism from ninjutsu

now all the (remaining) ninja clans debuffed and mad about it

The tengu bestowed the ninja the ability to summon shit (kuchiyose), enact mystical effects upon people and objects (kuji kiri), going invisible, minor flight (actually just qinggong/light body technique), and manipulation of the 5 elements, and creating doubles (bunshin)

but again, Shredder fucked up so now ninja can like barely control anything bigger than a lit torch or a 16 oz bottle of liquid and that’s if you got in enough hours to do even that

I mentioned elsewhere but for me in any AU I make, Venus is a cultivator and the more I think about it the more I will die on this hill, not only does it fit better than her being a “shaman” or “shinobi” it’s sick as fuck

Jennika’s origin was pretty fkkn metal, she still falls in with the Foot, gets shanked, Leo gives blood-- bam, turtle time

Jennika goes to hang with Venus in China and get a better understanding of her new turtle body

Keno’s here, still tried to infiltrate the Foot (with Jennika) but bugged out when she couldn’t stay without being made (Jennika refused to leave womp)

teaches Leo some arnis techniques for Leo’s dual wielding; Donnie also just in case his bo is shattered... again. :)

Irma has made all the boys blush at least twice

Irma is also soap opera buddies with Splinter

they meet up at least twice a month to gab, gush, and groan over what’s currently going on in their stories, when Venus visits she also joins in, Irma also has a conversational grasp on Japanese and Venus’ regional dialect because of these visits

April has a full out shoujo manga romance with Chu Hsi

and he’s a hot dragon prince uhuhuhuhuhu

Irma is privy to all the steamy details

keeping Leo and Karai as character foils

both received scars from one another

both released each other from sealing wards from [ redacted ]

now they just meet every so often to eat the greasiest fast food and unclench of an hour

Raph still gets his ass worked by Ninjara, folded like an omelette sat on a lawn chair

Vam Mi is also here, she’s fought first (because honestly she should’ve been either brought in earlier in the season or had a few more episodes because that shit coulda resolved better)

Venus is brought to NYC for this antagonist instead of Dragonlord escaping (and murdering her father figure forcing her to seek out his friend Splinter for aid)

Donnie doesn’t take the news of real vampires or real magic well

Donnie and Venus have a knock down drag out fight over it (because they’re 17 at this point and being li’l shits to each other about their respective fields of expertise)

“The nerds are fightingggggg!” cries Mikey, Leo and Raph don’t believe it so imagine their surprise when they get a demo in real time on how scary competent staff fighters are

Leo gets Splinter when one of Donnie’s missed strikes cracks the concrete

Splinter breaks them up like talking a walk in the park and it’d be comical if they both weren’t bleeding from the mouth and peppered with swelling contusions

Venus begins accepting Donnie when his tech prevents her from becoming a thrall of Vam-Mi

Donnie begins accepting Venus when she uses a massive amount of chi to manipulate gravity just before he becomes street pizza when Vam-Mi throws him off a bridge

they also combine skill sets to save Mikey so there’s that

Venus goes from calling Donnie, “Horatio (derogatory)” to “Horatio (affectionate)”

they now have a dumbass long-as-fuck handshake that’s unforgivably nerdy 

April is still a magic drawing-brought-to-life baby, Venus puts her in a painted scroll when she starts phasing in and out of existence (she and Chu Hsi have a great time in the scroll... while everyone is shitting bricks until Venus and her sect stabilize her and get her made real, Pinocchio style)

April’s grandmothers gifted Venus 2 pieces of jade jewelry, and her family’s recipe for sweet potato pudding respectively for saving April

the boss fight against Dragonlord is dope as fuckkkkk, Chu Hsi is being cool as fuck, fiddled with some concepts* that has Leo and Karai being a champion of Genbu, Raph for Byakko, Mikey for Suzaku, Chu Hsi’s retainer (a good dragon, wink wonk) steps in for Seiryu because Donnie and Venus are siphoning and redirecting an enormous amount and variety of mystical power

*i’m just pulling from fushigi yugi honestly

splinter, the boys, and venus (and others) mutating from mutagen laced toxic waste was a pure accident

Splinter was investigating a lead on Shredder’s movements concerning the Foot the same night an animal liberation sleeper cell ‘freed’ some animals from the back of a pet store (that was a front for black market domestic and exotic animal trafficking) that is also the same night a stolen truck driven by some corporate spies filled with a competitor’s chemical waste, which then collides with said liberation sleeper cell’s truck and... ooze happens

Leatherhead, the Mutanimals, Mondo, Mona Lisa, Slash also get mutated from the events of that night, either leading up to or following the aftermath

plus some others etc etc

Venus still washes down the gutter, gets rube goldberg pinballed onto a crate of plums where Chung I finds her and still gets named Mei and taken to live in China and eventually learns to cultivate

Tokka and Rahzar get made, and unmade ala TMNT II; the mutagen made them a little silly tho, April adopts Rahzar and passes him off as a low content wolfdog, Leatherhead takes in Tokka

April went through a couple of major changes so now she’s a journalist with a computer programming background who now does a podcast as an informal neighborhood news reporter with a segment for chatting with people from around the street

Mikey’s the most frequent guest and co-hosts sometimes; Donnie troubleshoots free of charge

Venus brings her province’s regional delicacies when she comes to visit, Splinter and Leo both get pu er tea cakes (she managed to get one the same age as him; Splinter is too old so she got the oldest she could find, Leo has so many tea pets and a nice yixing collection); Raph, Keno, and Casey fight over the pickles, meat jerkies, and chili oil; Mikey has an artillery of cool shirts and a lifetime supply of haw flakes, Donnie has a mountain of doodads with increasingly specific uses, April gets neat accessories and the occasional care package sent with Venus from her grandparents, uncles, and aunties; Irma gets neat frames and coats that never fail to get a “Where did you get that??”

Raph rides a Kawasaki Ninja because it’s funny

A lot of bodegas give Mikey free snacks because the bodega cats love him, and he’s also saved some from being run over or ripped apart by stray dogs or the few large angry raccoons

Donnie’s the only one of his brothers to wear both a top and bottom with shoes because once he figured out how to integrate a motherboard and miscellany wiring onto clothing... he’s been a walking computing menace ever since

Splinter does his best to enjoy his time with his sons (because as a kyūso, he knows the chances of outliving his precious sons is very high (ᴗ‿ᴗ✿)  ...give or take one of the many opponents and obstacles his sons take on takes him out first ( ◕ᴗ◕✿ ) )

god whathefuck, I was just going to make silly comics for them. how did it come to this.

[charliedawn]

How would they react if you asked them to finish you off ?

WARNING : HEAVY ANGST. PROTAGONIST DEATH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The gifs were made by @crumb.

One of the tourists shot you and it resulted in an infection. The infection spread until the pain was too much—it was making you scream at night. You wouldn't make it. You were dying, and the four of you knew it.

So, you asked one of the brothers to finish you.

Bo Sinclair :

Bo blinked twice in astonishment when you asked him.

"Ya can't ask me this, darlin'. Please.", he pleaded and tried to tell you that everything would be fine. He was good at that. He was good at lying. It was his thing after all.

But, not this time. You were tired.

"Bo...Please. It's over. We both know it.", you told him with tears in your eyes and took his hand. "Don't let Vince or Lessy see me like this."

Bo shook his head and tried to protest—but he knew it was pointless.

He looked at the way your fingers were clawing at the sheets and the way your eyes seemed dull.

You were already gone, weren't you ?

"A'right, darlin'.", he finally complied and went out to search for his shotgun.

When he came back, his eyes softened and he kissed your forehead lovingly.

"I don't wanna let ya go...", he confessed and you smiled back through your tears.

"I know."

Bam.

One bullet and you were gone.

Bo didn't pull the trigger. You did.

He fell to the floor and started sobbing like a child. He hadn't cried once since the day he was born.

His chest felt on fire and no matter how much he tried—his screams stayed chocked-out. It wasn't pretty. He was never pretty when crying.

"Goodbye, darlin'.", he finally succeeded in breathing out—his hand still holding yours.

Vincent Sinclair :

Vince took care of you from day one.

He could have never imagined a tourist to make such a mistake.

You were the one who had told him not to turn him into a wax statue in the first place. And now, he was the reason you were dying. He should have killed that tourist.

He stayed by your bedside—even when he knew there was nothing to be done.

He held you hand and let you see his face.

"...You're beautiful.", you uttered tenderly before stroking the damaged part of his face with a smile.

He held your hand pressed against his and started crying. But, his relief was short-lived as he heard your next words that left him cold.

"...Vince. It's time to say goodbye.", you said with tears in your eyes and Vincent's hold on you tightened.

He didn't want to let you go.

"Just...promise me you'll make me beautiful too.", you whispered.

He didn't understand what you meant until you smiled and activated the mechanism that let hot wax drop on you. This way, he would be able to make you a part of Ambrose and his beloved museum.

He screamed and tried to stop the machine—but it was too late.

You were gone—and only your wax-covered body remained.

But, he then noticed the smile on your face.

He quickly wiped his tears and put himself to work. He had to shape you as he had promised you. He'd make you the most beautiful piece of work he ever created.

Lester Sinclair :

Lester remembered the first time he drove you to Ambrose.

You had such a bright smile on. Now, your smile was gone—extinguished by the pain you felt.

"Lessy...Please.", you indirectly pleaded and Lester pressed his forehead against the back of your hand.

He knew what you were begging for. He could see it in your eyes.

He wanted to protest, but didn't want the last memory he had of the two of you to be arguing and rage at something he couldn't control.

Instead, he wordlessly took the sharpest knife he owned and made sure the pain was kept to a minimum as he stabbed you at the back of the neck. A swift and merciful death.

Lester didn't talk about it to Vince or Bo until it was over.

"It's done." He then threw the bloody knife on the table and the Sinclair twins seemed surprised.

"Lessy...Are you al—?", Bo started—but was cut off.

"I'm fine." He was about to turn around and leave—but couldn't make it to the door.

He collapsed and both Bo and Vince rushed to his aid.

Bo *tries to soothe him* : " Ssh...It's gonna be a'right, lil' bro. Ssh..."

Vince *holding him tight and rocking him back and forth*

"I killed 'em ! I loved 'em and fuckin' killed 'em !", Lester cried into their arms and both twins looked at each other.

They were used to it, but Lester had always insisted on staying away from Ambrose when they killed. He was only to bring the victims in.

He was too sweet for that kind of stuff. Too kind. And it made them feel as if he had to be protected.

But then, you had arrived. And Lester had gotten attached to you and they knew it wouldn't end well...But, they had stayed away. Because their lil' bro seemed happy.

Bo and Vincent *wordlessly hugging him together*

They wouldn't make the mistake again...

[aratedfreyjablog]

Translation of Ppyong's Name

To celebrate the release of the game in ~3 days, here's a TL of Ppyong's family names:

Ppyong (뿅) - Lit. TL: boing/ Onomatopoeia of springing up or jumping (e.g., rabbit jumping up, jack in a box)

PPpyongppyong (뿅뿅) - Lit. TL: boing-boing

Jjyu (쮸) - Lit. TL: smooch/ Onomatopoeia for kissing

Ppolppol (뽈뽈) - Lit.TL: trot-trot/ Onomatopoeia of small, cute animal walking to their owner

Ppang (빵) - Lit. TL: bang/ onomatopoeia of lightning or weapons (*can also mean bread)

Ppam (빰) - Lit. TL: bam/ onomatopoeia of smacking or loud impact

Ppungppung (뿡뿡) - Onomatopoeia for fart

[kittyamore0]

Slashers find out their S/O has killed:

[Part 3]

Cw: blood, murder, sexual themes, GN! Reader, blood kink, sex mentions

CHARACTERS: Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Bubba Sawyer, Kurt Kunkle, Patrick Bateman, Hannibal Lector, Normal Bates

BO SINCLAIR

He was trying to lure in victims into his house for Vincent to kill

"Let me help you with that,"

BAM!

Blood splatters all over him

"THE FUCK-"

He's absolutely shocked

The hell did you come from?

"Sorry, Baby Bo."

He's finally staring at you, and you're holding a goddamn bat

A bloody bat.

Theres blood on him.

And it belongs to the person he was trying to lure in...

click. He could quite literally hear that noise as it finally clicked in his mind about what you had done

You just killed the person he was trying to lure in...

"H-HOLY SHIT!-"

"Y-YOU JUST?!-"

"WHERE DID YOU?!-"

"HUH?!"

He's just staring at you while you wipe the blood off his messy, bloody shirt

He snaps out of his daze when you land quick peck on his chapped lips

And where you this hot...?!

Needless to say, hes was very shocked and confused.

He still is, but hes come to an acceptance that you also kill people

LESTER SINCLAIR

"Les, i got something!"

"coming!"

He hopped in the truck and ruffled your hair

"Good job! What animal did you get?"

"You'll see~"

What in the hell did you mean by that.

He shrugged it off and let you drive

He noticed that the closer you guys got to your catch, the animals did in fact NOT look like animals

It looks like two people inspecting 4 dead bodies

wait,

WHAT THE FUCK-

Blood spilled all over the car windows

You just sat there laughing

When he got into the truck, he was expecting you got a roadkill

NOT FUCKING 6 HUMAN DEAD BODIES

He's shocked, he will not get over this

"O-oh, well, i have a killer S/O. That's nice..."

He's trying to rethink his life while you're just sitting there hugging him with dead bodies in front of the car

BUBBA SAWYER

He had just come back from chasing around a group full of boys and girls

He was very upset

He only managed to get 3 out of 6!

the other 3 went missing

He just assumed they had escaped

Though, there was no trail that they had escaped

Which confused him greatly

He noticed you cutting up something

Then he saw three heads and one alive chicken

Just what he needed

Some nice dinner

Wait.

Where'd you get those heads?

WAIT WERE THOSE THE OTHER THREE?!-

"Hey, Bub. These rascals were running around the house, and i wasn't going to let them make a mess here."

He's silent for a minute

"Bub? is something wrong?-"

You yelped when he picked you up and hugged your body against his

Happy babbling from him

KURT KUNKLE

Lets all be honest,

You both would use both of you're craziness to get fame

You would wear a mask while filming yourself stabbing someone

He would pretend that its special effects

Only on Halloween since its more believable

Has you hiding in the trunk of the car so you can pop out and slit the persons throat

Will actually laugh at this

He'll do those couple challenges with you after you'd just killed someone

Just watches you as you kill one of his passengers

Will automatically say 'no' if someone asked for help

He'll start driving crazy fast just to scare the passengers

Not too fast where the cops had to stop him though

He first met you when you were robbing a convenience store

You had a mask on and a gun held in your hand

He was confused on how the police hadnt come yet

That was until he saw that the cameras were shot down

You had killed almost everyone and was money and some snacks

You noticed his figure standing there, so you pointed your gun at him

"Woah, woah! Lets calm down now, alright?"

You held your gun down

You thought he was cute

He was your type

So, you just hopped over the counter and grabbed him

"W-wait, where we going?!-"

You ran out of the back door and into an alleyway

You took off your mask and put your index finger to your lips

He thought you was mad cute

"U-uh, so, whats your n-name? im Kurt-"

"Shut up, and move faster."

PATRICK BATEMAN

He honestly would not care

Oh, you kill?

Well, he kills too!

He would most likely team up with you, his S/O, to get rid of people who annoyed him

He thinks you're attractive when you kill

Sex after you or him had killed

He would literally go DOWN on you

slight blood kink

But doesn't like it when you have someone else's blood on you while you two are getting intimate

Doesn't like someone else's blood on him either

So, he'll shower or have you shower first

And after that, he'll pull out that knife and make little nips and cuts on your body

One way of him marking you

He'll show you off even more

He honestly knows if someone tried flirting with you, they'd be gone

And not because of him

HANNIBAL LECTOR

He came home and couldnt find you

He had checked everywhere in the house, except for one place

The garage

He opened the garage door to see you holding 2 huge bagged items

And 4 un-bagged...

Human bodies...

And 3 chickens

"Han! We ran out of food, so i got what you liked and something for me as well. Do remind me, which organ do you like best?"

He was shocked to say

But he quickly got over it

"Any is fine, dear."

He had a sincere smile plastered on his face

This made him feel more secure about you

His S/O went through the trouble to make him dinner that fits his interesting taste?

How...

Lovely.

He would have to find out a way to repay you

NORMAN BATES

He liked you. A lot.

But his mother didnt

At first.

You stepped into the bates motel with someone else with you

Norma, Normans mother, was already judging you

Norma took over when you went into your room with that other person

He made it towards your room, in front of your door

Then he heard screams

Norma was absolutely shocked

He used the master key to open the door and saw you murdering the other person you had come into the motel with

Norma took a liking to you

Someone who was like her son...

She didn't like the thought of her son, Norman, around people like you

But you were an exception

Norman had also liked you

The next day, Norman had took it upon himself to talk to you

Norma had encouraged him too

"H-hi, Im-Im Norman."

"Hello, Norman."

He fainted.

[thosedangnuns]

Jingle Nuns (An #Avatrice Christmas musical)

*clears throat* 🎶 Living with a nun. 🎶

🎶 As a roommate (you could say). 🎶

🎶 Is the greatest fun. 🎶

🎶 (In a purely hetero way)* 🎶 *Netflix 👀

🎶 We're hiding in the alps 🎶

🎶 We're keeping out of sight 🎶

🎶 OH MY GOD she's taking me 🎶

🎶 To drink and dance tonight - HEY! 🎶

🎶 Jingle-nuns, jingle-nuns, 🎶

🎶 I'm hopeless and I'm gay... 🎶

🎶 Oh what fun, it is to dance 🎶

🎶 With a cute nun night and day - HEY! 🎶

🎶 Bam-bo-la, bam-bo-la, 🎶

🎶 I'm hopeless and I'm gay... 🎶

🎶 Oh what fun, it is to dance 🎶

🎶 With a cute nun night and day! 🎶

[nataszaa122]

Witam motylki🦋

Chciałabym się z wami podzielić kolejnym niskokaloryczny przepisem tylko ze to tak jakby przepis hah. Jest to matcha z Starbucksa ale nie taka normalna którą ma chyba z 170kcal jak będziecie w Starbucksie i zamówicie tą iced matcha latte to poproście o mleko migdałowe, o 1 miarkę matchy i o 3 te taki pstryki wanilii bez cukru. I bam zamiast 170kcal mamy około 90😻🦋 jakby ja kocham osobiście tą matche i mega polecam ale moja przyjaciolka mówiła że nie każdemu może to posmakować więc no. Matcha trochę zmakuje jak pistacja więc dla mnie zajebiscie bo kocham pistacje. To tyle możecie mi napisać czy wam też posmakuje jak spróbujecie🦋🦋

Chudego dnia I chudej nocki kochane motylki🦋

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Bro the night time sucks. the most benign shit can happen at night and all of a sudden you’re crying over your dead mom, like???? And then i remember it’s been almost 13 years, in two weeks, and it’s like oh righttt it’s august i forgot :) like this is gonna happen EVERY august and every holiday for the rest of my life. When someone dies they leave a hole in your life that will be there forever and it doesnt get better you just get used to it and you cope, until it’s a random night or afternoon with the light coming through the window at just the right angle and you’re caught unawares by everything converging and BAM you’re crying to a stupid fucking bo burnham song????????? Like really??????